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Today's Date:Tuesday, 02/27/2024 -- Scrooge and the Grinch Team Up

Scrooge and Grinch Team Up

holiday season in question again

by Doctor Charlie from the ruining-it-for-everyone dept.

Two days ago it was reported that The Grinch and Mr. Scrooge have teamed up to ruin Christmas again. In case you jerks don't have the spirit of Christmas in you and don't know who these people are, we'll tell you. You see, a long while back, there were these people, and one of them was named Mr. Scrooge, and the other one was Ebeneezer Grinch. On seperate occasions, these jerks tried to ruin Christmas in their own ways, but were stopped by the spirit of love. Now they're back, and they've teamed up now.

In their horrifying plot, they've decided to combine their strategies of keeping everyone at work while stealing all of their stuff. Then, after not paying them for their time, they'll send everyone to the store to purchase back all of the stuff they've stolen. No word was given from either of them about what they'll do with all the money, especially since they're thieves anyway, but the best answer we could get from them was, "This is the American dream. Capitalism baby! Yeah!" Our response was, Um... What?

When we asked resident John Sarcapizalit what he thought of the plan, he said, "Well, it can't be too bad if you think about it. I mean, you don't gotta worry about hanging out with the in laws now with this going on. I'm freeeeeee!" Poor guy. Got a point though.

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